Hello, my name is Greg Taylor, and I have ARD.
A lot of people are suffering these days from ARD: Attention Requirement Disorder.
Notably, ministers often crave attention, recognition and affirmation and therefore “suffer” from ARD. But ministers aren’t the only ones who contract ARD. Artists, writers, bloggers, doctors, teachers and those in many other vocations and stations in life can all potentially have ARD.
You may have ARD if you do the following:
Granted, some people are loved with words of affirmation rather than other forms of love such as touch, acts of service, and gift-giving, but any of the ways we feel love can potentially lead to ARD.
Can we medicate ARD? No, but we can treat it. Ask your doctor if SPAGARD is right for you. S-P-A-G-A-R-D helps sooth those inflamed attention requirement glands and settle you down to work without anxiously seeking affirmation from your peers and loved ones. A daily regimen of SPAGARD gives ARD sufferers these daily requirements in order to overcome:
S-P-A-G-A-R-D . . . ask your doctor if it’s right for you. Do it for all the loved ones in your life.